Olfaction Not Included.
The thalamus is the central relay station of the brain, processing sensory information and directing it to the right regions. Sight, sound, touch, and taste all pass through here — but smell takes a shortcut and skips the station.

This design highlights the thalamus in clean, bold illustration with the text “Olfaction Not Included”, combining neuroscience fact with playful humor. Perfect for brain enthusiasts, science lovers, and anyone who enjoys subtle nerdy jokes.

Printed on a heavyweight, garment-dyed cotton tee: soft, durable, and made to last through study sessions, lab work, or casual wear.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Relaxed, unisex fit
• Durable double-needle stitching

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